I would really want to talk about Star Wars and the new movie coming up and George Lucas and Disney and shit but my nerdism specifically focusses on Darth Vader rather than the whole franchise so I'm sorry to let you down.
That's why today we're going to talk about...
AGE OF ULTRON!.. (with a lot of spoilers! Seriously if you haven't seen the movie, don't read!)
To begin with, I preferred to watch the movie before I read the comic book. And I still haven't. (That is my way of not ruining the movie by getting angry at the changed facts.) However because I saw the movie with my boyfriend, he was all "That's wrong! That's ridiculous! I hate this!" so it was a loooong movie for me.
Information about me you need to know before writing this issue:
-I'm a big Quicksilver fan
-If I could be one of the heroes in the Marvel universe I would be Scarlet Witch
-I like the X-men slightly more than the Avengers
-I hate this copyright issue fucking up the whole Marvel movies experience (is there anyone that doesn't?)
So let's begin...
Before I saw the movie, even though I didn't read the comic book, I knew that Ultron was created by Pym and definitely not by Tony Stark. So that was... unnecessary?
If you don't know that Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch (Pietro and Wanda) are Magneto's children... don't worry, he didn't know himself for a long time either. But they are. So they are mutants not some human experiment made by Hydra or whatever. But since Fox has the copyright to X-Men, Marvel was not allowed to mention Magneto or even say the word "mutant".
Now thinking about it, the movie in general was mostly a bit of disappointment. First of all, when they were on their way to Wakanda I was so sure that we were going to see Black Panther. And we got Andy Serkis. Not that I have anything against Serkis but I believe we deserved bit more than Klaw. Like maybe the Black Panther himself?
The plot was kind of a mess. They get distracted from the event with the hallucinations and the
Bruce Banner-Natasha Romanoff romance... wait what?
My very unhappy boyfriend mentioned that Wolverine was supposed to have an important part in the movie but copyrights amiright?
What really, really and really and if I haven't said it enough, really bother me was... drumroll please... they fucking killed Quicksilver! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
First they make Wanda a much younger sister to Pietro (Peter in that universe for some reason) in Days of the Future Past; and now in the Avengers they kill Pietro off. Can't you let these two be that awesome duo they are? Can't you?
The only good thing that's happened was the arrival of Vision I guess. But wait! What happened to J.A.R.V.I.S.? Is he gone? Did he transform into Vision? Can that really happen? Did it really happen? What just happened?
I have been waiting for this movie, but not with a huge enthusiasm. I guess I had a feeling that it wasn't going to be as good. And it wasn't. Better luck next time. I have my hopes up for The Civil War...
Thank you for reading my humble opinion.
-After credits paragraph-
When will Thanos show up for God's sake? Is he going to be a mid-credit exclusive forever?
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